I can’t make this stuff up

So this am when I was making my breakfast. I reached in to take my Bacon out of the oven at the same exact time the bag of English Muffins decided to fall from above the microwave. My unsuspecting hand let go of the bacon and the whole thing came crashing to the floor. I barely managed to save the bacon, but the bag of muffins was toast b/c the plastic melted due to the heat of the grease. Also, the cats were very excited to find that they could lick up all that yummy bacon grease. It was such a mess!